Yes, Everything has to be a Competition

The World Series of Haikus

To the Bay they go / Not for fishing, but Phightin' / Howard bring it home!

Game one to the Phils / Tip your hat to Mr. Chase / Lidge keeps it intact.

Now back in Philly / DHs do not exit / Moyer will throw slow.

Their bats must be sore / But glory cures all pain / Welcome back Ryan.